[ Okay. That's not as bad as it could have been, although the reference to the gay porn industry has him groaning, dragging his hands over his face. It's one thing to admit he likes doing that stuff in the (literal) heat of the moment, but it's another to see it just typed out like that. ]
so whats being buddies mean anyway
like is this a speed dial for booty calls kinda thing or what
[ It's definitely worth having friends in this place. And given the choice, Jesse would definitely pick Wade over a stranger. ]
uh
kinda a lot actually
but yknow. you probably dont wanna hear all that shit
[ It's not like they've ever actually sat down and talked. If they really are FWB, it's been heavy on the benefits side of things, and Jesse doesn't wanna burden Wade with a bunch of his own crap if he doesn't want to hear it. ]
[ Fun fact about this place, Wade really does like fooling around, and especially with certain people who don't make him feel as ugly as he thinks he is, that don't make a point to remind him that they're doing his unfuckable self a favor. ]
what the fuck-knuckles are you on about now you have to tell me wait this isn't about the fact your sex toy is here, in the flesh?
[ Wade might be prone to joviality and japery about any real shit, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care. He cares, he's just shit at it. ]
oh my god please dont call him that again EVER but yeah hes here
[ And maybe the only person less thrilled about that than Jesse is Walt himself. Jesse's been trying not to think about it too much, or what it might mean - how it might change things, Mr. White being here. How everything might go and get super fucked up, the way things always seem to whenever the two of them are anywhere.
Mr. White. His chemistry teacher-cum (gross)-meth cooking partner here with him, in Fuck Prison. And as if that's not bad enough, he's got more weighing on his mind, too, but he's momentarily distracted by Wade guessing Part One right out of the gate. ]
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so whats being buddies mean anyway
like is this a speed dial for booty calls kinda thing or what
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what it means is -- if you need someone to watch your back, you can call me anytime!
tbh, I already think of you as a fwb
what can I say? you're fun!
anyway
what's new with you?
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[ It's definitely worth having friends in this place. And given the choice, Jesse would definitely pick Wade over a stranger. ]
uh
kinda a lot actually
but yknow. you probably dont wanna hear all that shit
[ It's not like they've ever actually sat down and talked. If they really are FWB, it's been heavy on the benefits side of things, and Jesse doesn't wanna burden Wade with a bunch of his own crap if he doesn't want to hear it. ]
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what the fuck-knuckles are you on about
now you have to tell me
wait this isn't about the fact your sex toy is here, in the flesh?
[ Wade might be prone to joviality and japery about any real shit, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care. He cares, he's just shit at it. ]
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please dont call him that again EVER
but yeah
hes here
[ And maybe the only person less thrilled about that than Jesse is Walt himself. Jesse's been trying not to think about it too much, or what it might mean - how it might change things, Mr. White being here. How everything might go and get super fucked up, the way things always seem to whenever the two of them are anywhere.
Mr. White. His chemistry teacher-cum (gross)-meth cooking partner here with him, in Fuck Prison. And as if that's not bad enough, he's got more weighing on his mind, too, but he's momentarily distracted by Wade guessing Part One right out of the gate. ]
hang on
did you meet him??