blueshit | Inbox for Rubi

i moved out

[ And hadn't noticed that House had done the same. ]

yeah i thought id take up crochet

why

I didn't realise crochet required medical grade painkillers. Must be using a different kind of needle.

dunno what your talking about

When you want to find a mole, you tell everyone you suspect a slightly different secret so you can find out which version gets leaked out. Or, in this case, you make sure different people only know the locations of different stashes, so when one of them starts looking kind of empty, you can figure out who it was.

Jesse. Don't make me stage an intervention. Nobody will enjoy it.

oh ok columbo
glad you figured out the mystery
bet youre feelin real fuckin proud of yourself for that one huh

but guess what
it aint your business what i do
sorry for taking your stuff i wont do it anymore
beyond that you can fuck off

Don't be an idiot. Where are you going to get your happy thoughts from when you're not stealing from my stash? Magda? Her Royal Fearsomeness? Or are you just going to go cold turkey and hope you don't swallow your tongue?

whose the idiot
you cant swallow your tougne

anyway it doesnt matter
you cant die here remmember

By the time you hit withdrawal, you'll wish you could.

Come on, is this seriously all just because Daryl isn't putting out?

fuck you

dont talk about him

fuck you

So that's a yes.

fuck off you dont know anything

you dont know what the fuck your taking about

I know he's been moping around like he's been rejected for prom. I assumed you had something to do with it.

you assume bc youre an ASS

ever assume maybe its none of your fucking business

what about that GENIUS

Maybe I want to help.

ha ha

fuckin hialrious

Yeah, I'm a real jokester when it comes to people I feel responsible for.

Look, this is more than most people ever get. You should be grateful I care at all.

how high off youre own farts are you

lemme just fall over in grattitde that you CARE so much you wanna tell me waht to do with my life

you aint fuckin responsilbe for me

Let me put it this way: I could have switched out the vials for medical grade doses of laxatives a month ago. I didn't. Though believe me, I considered it. That's how much more control I have over this situation than you do.

We're part of a fraternal club. Brothers in track-marked arms. As long as you're here, I'm going to feel responsible for you. I don't want to see you hit rock bottom, and not only because I'd be the one cleaning up the mess.